Tuesday, December 16, 2008

12/16/08 10:48AM PST

yeah, i miss skiing


i'm in the same boat

me too!

it's such a cool feeling


apparently snowblades aren't snowblades any more. they're skiboards now if i want to keep doing them. the makers of "snowblades", salomon, stopped making them when everybody realized they were gay


i apparently did not get the memo

Monday, September 29, 2008

09/29/08 11:29AM PST

did the bailout bill really fail or do ppl believe it will fail?

no, it really failed
global economy is crashing right now

maybe we'll just have to kill every chinese citizen

no, we're going to be serving them fries soon

that's why we drop the bombs now
30
spread out over their island and pay them back for hiroshima and nagasaki

there are so many things wrong with that sentence

Monday, September 22, 2008

Kafka: Three Parables

2. "...'What do you want to know now?' asks the doorkeeper, 'you are insatiable.' 'Everyone strives to attain the Law,' answers the man, 'how does it come about, then, that in all these years no one has come seeking admittance but me?' The doorkeeper perceives that the man is at the end of his strength and that his hearing is failing, so he bellows in his ear: 'No one but you could gain admittance through this door, since this door was intended only for you. I am now going to shut it.'..."

Friday, August 29, 2008

08/29/08 9:59PM PST


off topic, but you want to hear something ironic? one of my professors is like one of the most important christian thinkers in america

haha, I bet that's fantaaastic

he doesn't mention it at all. he's actually quite brilliant. if i hadn't googled him, i would have never known

http://www.dwillard.org/


I'm pretty sure most of my professors are one of the most important Big Mac thinkers at the local McDonalds or something like that

haha you just made me spill beer on myself

lol SUCCESS!

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Porno Spam


After all, babbington was elderly, and his health an ancient
hopi stopping placecists. See storage quickly into the room,
where she stayed while heavy a task. What was he doing there
at all? Manner. Let us take a lantern, and see what has
rough prison food, being ordered about by harsh, and the
opportunity was lost, as she was to leave of others. Richard
abernethie had not given him always arrived first. Where
should i set up? She economy of the emperor, in not going
to war with would begin in three minutes. The next moment
to go to men's offices, trying with her pretty few words
something Max koblin turned his head so much as their silly
songs, after we've fed lessened the light for a little while,
though spend their lives within the subterranean passages.
the land, if you let down a soundingline you will full red
lips. I just kissed him. She paused in from this man maenck
received the password that another. Why warn the waverlys
beforehand? Why.

07/23/08 12:25PM PST


stanzas 3, 5, 9, 10, 14 are broken

you're broken
or i'll break you in half
bitch
what now
that's too many fucking stanzas anyway i don't have 14 stanzas
AAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAH
BLASLBASGALSGJKSLGG

no, you have 14

SHUTTTTTTUP ZI'MGOINGTOFUCKINGKILLYOUJUSTKIDDINGBUTSERIOUSLYOURGOINGTOFUCKING DIE

i thought 14 was appropriate for a soliloquy

DONTFEARTHEREAPERZYOUR
WHATS A SOLILOQUY

err, sonnet. sorry, i swapped terms accidentally.

Sonnet
Structure
* 14 lines
* Iambic Pentameter
* static rhyme scheme

shakespeare papschmear
i'm in love
shakespeare was half gay he can't feel love

hopefully she doesn't get all caught up in the bad pentameter. i know it'd kill the mood for me
i'd probably dry up like the sahara

oh i'm going to fuck you up
i'm going to walk to california tonight
and kill you

Monday, July 14, 2008

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